May
31
Q: Who spoiled herself like a selfish, spoiled jerk this month?
A: I did.
Q: Who spoiled herself like a selfish, spoiled jerk this month?
A: I did.
(via sculpting-in-time)
(via batarde)
Iris Apfel, aging well.
“Cozy”
One caresses herself and tick-tocks* left and right when speaking of anything physically or emotionally warm. Pretty self-explanatory, though I would like to explain that I’m not crying**; I simply have bad allergies.
*Made-up action verb.
**I wouldn’t put it past me.